Chanda Lear.
Did that name cause you to fall backwards in your chair, rolling and screaming in laughter?
Didn't think so.
The truth is, we've all heard those "joke names" before. Every single one of them. They're not funny any more. Yet, for some strange reason, the occasional parent decides it would actually be a good idea to give their child a "joke name", like the example above.
These parents are obviously idiots. After all, why would you ever inflict upon your child such an awful pun? These children are at incredible risk of suicide throughout their lives (the high position of Biggus in Life of Brian notwithstanding). The only instance in which one's child should be given such a horrible pun as a name is if the child's ambition is to be a villain in a Carmen Sandiego computer game.